Well…you have a nice car, and quite nice manners, outside the bedroom, that’s about it. And by the way I know EXACTLY where Germany is. The question is, do you know the location of your asshole!?
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
Leaving a store without buying anything, having something new with you, you bought in another store, but didn’t keep the receipt.
|Bridget Jones:||"Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that."|
|Mark Darcy:||"Oh, yes, they fucking do."|
Thank you, Daniel, that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I’d rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein’s arse.
On monday I wanted to have Jareds purple scarf.
Now it’s saturday and I wanna have this blue scarf he was wearing in Finland.
I’m so into his scarfs 0o